Okay Iam Bored

Okay iam bored so heres some joke =/
Have fun reading em xD

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher.

Teacher: (shouting)Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????

Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.

Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.

Students: Best regards teacher!

Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??

Students: Understood teacher!

Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!

Students: (silence)

Teacher: Clever

Students: Stupid

Teacher: High

Students: Low

Teacher: Popular

Students: Calafare

Teacher: Wrong

Students: Correct

Teacher: Stupid

Students: Clever

Teacher: No

Students: Yes

Teacher: Oh God

Students: Oh Slave

Teacher: Listen to this

Students: Listen to that

Teacher: Quiet

Students: Noisy

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid

Students: This is an answer, clever

Teacher: I'm dead

Students: We're alive

Teacher: I'm lazy to teach

Students: We are hardworking to learn

Teacher: Enough! Enough!

Students: More! More!

Teacher: Stop! Stop!

Students: Start! Start!

Teacher: Why are you people so stupid

Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher: Lack manners!

Students: Taught enough!

Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!

Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher: Enough, stupid!

Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up

Students: Sit down

Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong!

Students: We said POPULAR was correct!

Teacher: You people are dumb!

Students: We are gifted!

Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!

Students: Released tonight

Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)

All the students felt relieved coz' they had answered all the teacher's questions without being punished!

" Ownage " ?

Sincerely,
UnforseenConsequences