The Eternal Winter

Cool Video SomehoW

2008-10-08T05:16:00.001-07:00

This video aint bad ! Its Kingdom Hearts 2 actually not 3 . Three is coming out soon ! Omfg i cant wait for it haha !!

What nut am I ?

2008-10-02T01:17:00.000-07:00

You Are A Peanut

You are popular, even with people who tend to have picky taste.

Kids love you, as do dogs. From rednecks to snobs, most people have a place for you in their hearts.

As popular as you are, there are some people who can't be near you.

Don't take it too personally. There's just a few people you rub the wrong way.

What Nut Are You?

How's My Vocabulary

2008-10-02T01:16:00.001-07:00

Your Vocabulary Score: A-

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!

You must be quite an erudite person.

How's Your Vocabulary?

The Next Day

2008-09-20T04:03:00.000-07:00

Okay.. Iam bored .. Tomorrow will be kinda fun ! Get to meet Chia Xin (shes going to Norway sucks for her huh ?) and my 6 Rose and Orchid friends in JUSCO wheepie ! But still , what is going to happen there ? Haha i also dunno XD

List of activities :/ :

We meet each otha !
Cinema !
Buy tickets 1st lor...
And then we go shopping / arcade
And then we go cinema and buy
Popcorns and drinks and then we go in ! :D
After watching movie ,
We go shopping / arcade
Then we eat eat ! :D
Then play
Then go back home lor...
Like this nia T.T

Still.. ok lar..
Little bit fun nia

Sincerely,
UnforceenConsequences.

Jokes?

2008-09-19T02:35:00.004-07:00

Here...:

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon:No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son :That's why I say she's no good!
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Manager :Sorry, but I can't give u a job.I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person
in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are
the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal is a sick eagle."
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Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24
hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be
worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would
you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ...
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both
of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a
very good offer on your slippers.
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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

Kids Are Quicker than Adults !

2008-09-19T02:35:00.003-07:00

Have fun reading
Cause u might need it !
Its a laugh medicine !!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Sad But Touching

2008-09-19T02:35:00.002-07:00

Here it goes ! :D
Have fun reading !

Message: can any message be more touching than this?

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.

Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons

left in this world without any special someone in our lives.

Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the
following weeks..

DAY 1:

They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.

DAY 4:

They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared

and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..

DAY 14:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The
fortune teller said: 'My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily.' Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.

DAY 28:

They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

11:37 pm

Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..

Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.

Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital.

11:57pm

The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.

Jasmine read the letter which says:

Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life. I love you, Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..

'Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...

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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...

British English Versus Malaysian English

2008-09-19T02:35:00.001-07:00

Okay funny iam going to crack the joke up
So here :

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is
simple, short,
concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have
the sweater you want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the
other outlets
for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith.. Did anyone page for me
a few
moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you
please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible
for me to
entre through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't
mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand
where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you
said about the
issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your
voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for
some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the
moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen, why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show
you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

Sincerely,
UnforceenConsequences.

Okay Iam Bored

2008-09-19T02:35:00.000-07:00

Okay iam bored so heres some joke =/
Have fun reading em xD

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher.

Teacher: (shouting)Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????

Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.

Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.

Students: Best regards teacher!

Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??

Students: Understood teacher!

Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!

Students: (silence)

Teacher: Clever

Students: Stupid

Teacher: High

Students: Low

Teacher: Popular

Students: Calafare

Teacher: Wrong

Students: Correct

Teacher: Stupid

Students: Clever

Teacher: No

Students: Yes

Teacher: Oh God

Students: Oh Slave

Teacher: Listen to this

Students: Listen to that

Teacher: Quiet

Students: Noisy

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid

Students: This is an answer, clever

Teacher: I'm dead

Students: We're alive

Teacher: I'm lazy to teach

Students: We are hardworking to learn

Teacher: Enough! Enough!

Students: More! More!

Teacher: Stop! Stop!

Students: Start! Start!

Teacher: Why are you people so stupid

Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher: Lack manners!

Students: Taught enough!

Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!

Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher: Enough, stupid!

Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up

Students: Sit down

Teacher: I said CALAFARE was wrong!

Students: We said POPULAR was correct!

Teacher: You people are dumb!

Students: We are gifted!

Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!

Students: Released tonight

Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)

All the students felt relieved coz' they had answered all the teacher's questions without being punished!

" Ownage " ?

Sincerely,
UnforseenConsequences

Hokkien LOTR

2008-09-18T01:57:00.002-07:00

Okay i just showed the star wars
But now its LOTR !!
I think this is much more funnier
I dont have to give the translation cause
There is already an english translation =P
Pretty useless right if i give it to u =P
But have fun watching em ! :DDD
I know u will like it ^^

Hokkien Star War

2008-09-18T01:57:00.001-07:00

Okay This is the movie :P
Hope u like i though
For all those who dont know hokkien this is the translation
English : L :Ahhhh My Hands
D.W : Luke , follow me to the dark side
L : Wait long long ah !
D.W : Luke , iam your father
L : IMPOSSIBLE IMPOSSIBLE ! My father died already !
D.W : You think about , i know u will know
L : Ahhhhhhhh..................

A Boring Day / How Boring Is School

2008-09-18T01:57:00.000-07:00

Okay so.. I was sitting in front of the computer , "B-O-R-E-D" like hell . I was thinking of something to do . At the end i chose to watch some video clips in youtube until i found this so hilarious movie in hokkien of course :D , i could understand a few but mostly i know . Funniest was Star Wars . So in this post today.. Ill post the two movies xD.

I gotta admit , school seem boring today -.- " . Miss Joseph didnt come into the class so .. We chatted like mad till its the time to go back ^_^ . English was fine . Moral was lil boring but somehow funny :D . K.T and P.S is funnnn !!! Chinese ? Ugh.. BORING LIKE HELL . Cant they just add any new subjects? T_T , tomorrow's even worst -.-" Almost everything bahasa lor.. But mayb Cik. Mona will use it for teaching us Kajian Tempatan . Wohoo ! :D For now , CHIA XIN I HATE U FOR CHANGING SCHOOL ! I have to give everything and take all the books by myself but atleast go Zhet Li to help me wor . But everyone wants u back :D , cause ur t3h genious in our class =P !
Okay Time For Me To Go , Cya ,
Post Later that day :DD!!

Sincerely,
UnforceenConsequences.